So I've Been Sleeping With This Guy...

So I’ve been sleeping with this guy who has a girlfriend of 9 years.  One afternoon, after we fucked our brains out for five hours (because who doesn’t waste their time fucking for five hours on a Sunday afternoon?), I did the PSYCHO-logical thing and asked him why he didn’t want to spend those five hours fucking his girlfriend instead.  And to my surprise, the poor thing could not give me a reason.  In fact, he simply shrugged, looked away, and said, “I don’t know”. 

Of course, in the meantime, I knew why.  It wasn’t because he didn’t “love” his girlfriend or because he was trying to see if there is something better out there.  No, none of that.  It was because he’s a male who was trying to genetically perpetuate.

I get a lot of letters from females who want to know why their boyfriend/husband/friend cheats and it’s sometimes hard to give an answer.  There are several reasons a male could cheat, and it doesn’t necessarily mean because they’re want something else.  Whatever.  Wish I fucking cared.

In any event, this dude in particular clearly just wanted to get his sperm out there.  He “loved” his girlfriend, and I knew he wanted to marry her.  He just needed to get it out of his system, because that is how we are built.

Just for the record, I’m not totally against marriage or relationships.  I mean, maybe at one point I was, but I’m not anymore.  I just can’t for the life of me believe a genetically superior couple is 100% happy being in a monogamous relationship.  So while my friends are off doing the tired cliché thing and getting married, I offer them the best advice I possibly can and that is to give in to the temptation, should it come along.  Sure, they can stay married, but why not try the open relationship?  At the end of the day, you’d both be coming back to each other anyway, right?

So while some of my friends are married and many are in relationships, I don’t want them to think that I’m totally against them being together (which I know I act like).  I’m actually totally supportive.  I just hope that when problems arise, they realize that it isn’t necessarily one person’s fault or the other, and in fact, its likely that its just a biological need to spread their wings.

Moreover, while most of you are judging me because I’m sleeping with someone who is in a relationship, I know I’m helping this guy get it out of his system and so I never blink twice when I hear about this one or that one having an affair with so and so.  I hate to be glib, but better me than some other female out on her competitive prowl for the perfect mate. 

After I asked him why he was fucking me, he stopped coming around so often.  It is probably better that way in the event that his “holier-than-thou” girlfriend find out that he’s fucking a fucking legend (pun fucking intended). 

Editor’s Note:  I realize I’ve been writing a lot about cheating and cuckoldry etc, but I just find the need to validate the reason why these things continue happening (as I continue getting letters upon letters on the phenomenon that is cheating).  These things aren’t a crime and people shouldn’t treat them as such.