Cheat On Her With Me.

If you are insecure, you are being evolutionarily weeded out.  So ladies (and dudes), if you are playing those foolish jealous asshole games, stop it.  I’m really tired of hearing about it from you even more tired boyfriends.  Also I’m tired of hooking up with them just because they are getting bored with you and your idiotic shenanigans. 

So this guy I’m hooking up with tells me about his girlfriend who is the most insecure piece of crap I’ve ever heard of.  Usually, I feel bad for the girlfriends of the dudes I hook up with (no really, I do), but this chick, took the cake.  She was one of those females who take the good away from the term “psycho”. 

I can’t stand that this guy is such a pansy that he can’t just stand up to his girlfriend and tell her what the issue is.  Clearly I’m not any kind of standard that he wants in his life, with the exception of the sexual satisfaction, so he’s not trying to be with me (thank god).  But then what the hell?

I have sex-ed this kid blind and he’s still coming back complaining about this girl (almost said bitch) he’s with.  I stay trying to convince him to break up with her because it’s clear she can’t satisfy his needs and for some reason he says he “loves her” and yet…his dick is in me.  Bro.

If you are in a situation where you need to seek someone else to sexually satisfy for yourself, then it’s clear that you are not compatible.  So end it now before it gets bad for you both of you.  Am I wrong?  No honestly, I’m so tired of telling people that you need to be both emotionally and sexually satisfied in a relationship for it to work.  Show me one relationship, where only one of those makes it work.  You can’t. 

So, I mean, I hate to be redundant, but drop your insecure partners.  They aren’t worth the trouble since you’ll probably cheat on them anyway.  And I’m saying “partners” because this can go either way.  Girls and guys are susceptible to cheating on their mates to get what they need from someone else. 

Okay anyway, so while this guy’s girl is out of town, I’m going to do him.  See you fools later.