So a few weeks ago, I went to an old co-workers sexy party
in Chelsea where I suspect I enjoyed a round or two of something and a glass of
red. While my old colleagues were
snorting coke off the glass table on the 2nd floor, I decided to
join the impromptu strip poker game starting downstairs. This is where I met Sam.
Sam was a friend of a friend at the party and was likely the
most sober one there. I wasn’t
really attracted to him at the time.
In fact, I thought he was kind of a snob. He didn’t really talk to anyone, and clearly thought playing
strip poker was above him. Come on
bro.
Eventually, I ended up in my bra, but no one cared on
account of my size negative A chest and the girl across from me who lost her bra and
some dude who thought it would be okay to wear tighty whities to a pill party
in Chelsea. Whatever. At least I had a good reason to walk
around the party in my bra.
Thoroughly imbibed, I ended up on the couch talking to Sam.
He had good conversation. He does some financial yawn stuff down on Wall Street. I enjoyed another glass of wine and
decided that it was time to go home.
I gave Sam my number and told him to call me. About 15 minutes later, I got a text from him asking if I
wanted company. I didn’t really
want company, but it was early, and I didn’t mind having some tame dude over to
watch me wash my dishes before bed.
So he comes over.
True to form, I washed my dishes while we watched some stupid comedy
crap on TV. I offered him a beer,
which he happily indulged in (quick thank you to PP who is the only reason I
have beer in my fridge). I mean,
after I washed my dishes, it wasn’t long before we were making out, and not too
long after that in my bedroom.
So whatever, I have someone new that I’m sleeping with. I don’t have any real problems with Sam
except that while the sex is pretty great, I’m not that attracted to him. The reason that I’m bringing this up is
because while I can have had multiple mind blowing orgasms with this guy, I am
not at all fully satisfied because I’m not fully attracted to him.
We don’t have much in common. He’s conservative; I’m not (if that wasn’t obvious). He doesn’t have much of a sense of
humor in that he can’t make me laugh.
I’m not even that physically attracted to him. I guess the real problem is that I’m too superficial to just
keep this guy on tap. I also think
that I’ve been in somewhat of a drought so perhaps I just needed any old lay.
I wanted to talk about this because despite having a sexual
chemistry with someone, physical attraction includes both sexual and natural
attraction. If you don’t find a
partner’s face, body, and figure attractive, then that’s only half of the
attraction. It’s that much harder
to find someone you are compatible with.
And that much harder to find a permanent mate.
In any event, my new flavor of the month is the shaggy
haired emo white boys you see at top man.
If you have any that also offer mind-blowing sex, I’ll throw this Sam
guy to the curve. Without thought.
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