Good Guy's Slut Fest

I have a pair of friends that are so chemically compatible it’s kind of disgusting.  If they weren’t scurrying off 70% of the time I am with them, I’d probably be able to offer some insight into their banter, but alas I don’t.  I mean, I guess the problem here is that they aren’t laying each other.  I mean, I suspect something must have happened at some point, but it seems kind of lame right now.

I think they are both just scared of ruining the friendship.  I mean I’m a good friend of each of theirs, and it’s for a reason, they are pretty fucking awesome.  They both get along with me (and frankly, if they want to invite me for a 3-way, I’d happily oblige, just throwing that out there) so I know they aren’t sleazy out for themselves (which I realize is the opposite of me, but I know that’s why they like me). 

Okay so what the hell does this have to do with me?  Really nothing.  I just needed to state that in the hopes they’ll both read this and the gods of the internet will just fucking get them together…for some fucking.  Also, you two know whom you are, so hope you are reading this and get the fucking hint. 

A quick apology to one of my followers (he knows who he is) for now moving my conversation back to myself, to my newest prospect actually since we are talking about people who are the complete opposite of me.  If you are a follower of my blog and are clued into analysis, you are privy to my type.  The cut and dry is that I like people who are on the other side of the spectrum (1 being me, 10 being the non-psycho).  Shy, conservative, treading the line of virginity. 

There’s a new guy I have recently been hanging out with who I didn’t pay any mind to frankly because it wasn’t my prerogative at the time, but being in the comfort of my hometown, I decided to have a little fun.  Fun turned to “wow, this guy is just my type”.  I think the part I like is the predictability in the situation.  I know the guy will either be a diamond in the rough or will overcompensate for his lack of experience.  In either instance, I'll get my rocks off.   I mean the cliché answer is that I like the challenge involved in corrupting the shit out of him.  But it got me thinking that there has got to be more to it than that.  

I legit propositioned the dude to come over tonight.  I doubt he will because I haven’t had a chance to sink my claws into him, but if he does swing by, be prepared for an impromptu entry later this week about the episode.  I’ll see if he’ll let me video tape it.   Just search for “Good Guy’s Slut Fest” on SpankWire RedTube, you’ll find me.