Salty Balls

So, has anyone read Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis?  If you haven’t, read it.  That book defines how my perfect week would pan out.  The main character, Michael McGill, is an unforgettable character who journeys through America to retrieve some sci-fi government document said to cause mass destruction. 

Enough about the book since I can’t review a book for shit.  The part I want to fast forward to is the portion of the book where Michael ends up learning about testicular saline injection (TSI).  I’m not exactly sure why this jumped out at me and buried itself deep in the confines of my fucked up mind, but I was hooked.

The short description of TSI is as follows:  men inject their scrotum with saline, inflating them to the size of a beach ball.  The saline then drains into the shaft causing an erection. I mean, that’s what they say happens.  I have yet to see it or even talk to someone who has tried it.  So I googled it and low and behold, there it was.  Also known as scrotal inflation, TSI is known as “extreme water play”.  Which is fine by me, but then that begs the question, what is known as regular water play?  The down and dirty research I did on the topic resulted in couples showering and golden showers.  Nothing that seemed out of the ordinary to me.  I asked around, and many were also pretty surprised to hear about TSI and the like.

If you read the book, Michael McGill has a female sidekick who could be a slightly more psycho version of me.  She was pretty into the TSI which threw me off because what could she get out of it besides a dick in for 7-hours.  Reading on, this chick actually participated and once again, my mind was blown.

Females are able to participate in this phenomenon as well.    The female version is known as outer labia saline injection and operates in the same way.  Females inject saline in their outer labia, which then drains into their clitoris.  This results in what I like to call “a glorified orgasm”.  From what I’ve read, your clitoris is so sensitive after the saline drains into it that any sensation can get you off.  AND, the recharge time is less than 0. 

I know it sounds really psychotic.  I mean who wants to inject their genitals for no reason?  But frankly, I know that some of you are reading this and will google this and get so immersed in the idea of it that you will be obsessed in trying it out.  And when you do, call me, I might give it a "shot".